Saturday, May 27, 2006

News from MN, 5/27/2006

Yo-yo to all yo-yo fiends,

And hello as well to those who don't yo to the yo.

Nick as survived his first week at the IBM. His mentor predicts it will
take a month of learning before he will be of much use. This week the
challenge was to read as many technical documents as possible without
falling asleep. Today he and the Munger brothers are rabble rousing.
The first photo shows them enjoying a computer program game that Nick
wrote last semester.

btw, I tried that experiment Nick wrote about last week, about not being
able to crush a properly held egg in your fist. Results were messy.
Definitely a deck experiment. Nick blames the failure on my egg being
brown and organic. I call him a white supremacist and then attribute
the egg failure on my superior unstoppable white muscles.

Zach has a week of vacation, starting today. He needed it. He has been
like zombie man the last few weeks, waking up early for work, staying up
late working on a zillion (for you non-math majors, that is more than a
billion) projects, usually for friends. This week he moves out of the
shop he rented for the winter. Today he and Jessy went on a bike ride.
After riding her bike one block, he concluded she needed a new one, so
they biked to a bike shop and he bought her a nice one.

Last weekend I had my long awaited visit with my 6 month pen pal Helen.
I took a couple days off of work and we drove the city in search of a
place for her to stay when she moves here the 1st of July. The 2nd
photo shows her talking to the landlord of the small 1 room house in the
background (near St Mary's Hospital), trying to bribe him into
by-passing the no-pet clause for her dog, a 10 year old border collie.
After meeting with her, the landlord and his wife were thoroughly
charmed, much like I was, and could not help but say yes.

We spent the rest of 4 days she was here having a wonderful time. Mom
and Dad, you will be proud. That 3rd photo is composed of real flowers
Helen bought for me. Neither of us are flower experts, but since both
of our parents were, we figured it was the right thing to do.

The 4th photo is Helen teaching me how to tame the wild fennel, imported
by her from New Hampshire. Turns out we found plenty of it here, right
where it should have been when I was fennel hunting. I simply didn't
have the right fennel whistle to attract it to my fennel blind. Just as
well, as I didn't have a fennel gun either, so probably would have been
tickled to death by agitated fennel fronds.

We made lots of fun food while she was here, filling the fridge with
exotic wonders. Cooked buckwheat, Greek triangles with feta cheese,
stuffed mushrooms, fried Papad, mango salad, Poha (flat rice) with
Indian sauce. After she left, Zack friends emerged and were having fun
temping each other into taste testing various things. The Pomegranate
juice nearly killed a few of them, but the Russian cookies disappeared
quickly. I forgot the name of the cookies, but I remember the recipe,
so I'm doing another batch of those tomorrow.

The last photo is what you get when you ask a rock wall to take your
picture. We were walking around Silver Lake about midnight and found
this rock that was willing to take our picture, but I think that it had
been up partying hard with the lake's wild geese and ducks, as the fuzzy
result would indicate the rock's vision was blurred. Probably drank too
much lake water.

Bruce

Sunday, May 14, 2006

News from MN, 5/14/2006

Happy Day to all the Moms!

Especially to my red hat-ed Mom Mom. Sue, I talked to Mom yesterday and
told her about the red hat picture you found last week. She figures it
was an Easter Sunday outing that inspired it. Mom, Moma bear (brother
Mal) predicts that hat will come back into style. There is a popular
Linux software company called RedHat that would be delighted with such a
hat.

I finished flushing the spring cleaning bug out of my system this week.
I rented and filled up a big roll off dumpster. After the delivery
charge ($120), they charge $100 per ton, a bargain at 1/10th the prices
of flour <grin>. So I filled up the dumpster last weekend, and then it
rained, soaking all my not-so-precious junk with 5 cent per pound rain.
I haven't got the bill yet, but I watched the driveway web cam
recording of they guy picking up the dumpster on Friday, and could see a
mini-ocean of water wash out of it when he tilted it when loading it up
onto his truck. At least I can pride myself with delivering clean, not
dirty, junk to the landfill.

I didn't think to take a picture of my back deck before I cleaned it
out, but I took one when I was 1/2 way done cleaning it. The 2nd
picture is of the amazing Rex (Rx-8) toting 20 years of old paint,
circuit board acid, model airplane fuel, fiberglass resin, and whatever
other toxic substance I found when cleaning out the shop. AND 30+ 4
foot florescent bulbs, which have mercury in them, so also needed to
make a trip to the hazardous waste disposal facility. AND the back and
passenger seats had old broken amplifiers, chart recorders, and
oscilloscopes. As I was unloading all of this at the waste facility, a
big pickup pulled up behind me and watched me keep pulling stuff out of
this small little sports car. He got out and asked me what kind of car
this was. He concluded he should trade in his pickup. I got the same
sort of looks and comments with my many trips to GoodWill.

The 3rd picture is the last picture of Zach's ski ramp launching
platform, just before I hired one of my robots to dis-assembled it for
dumpster food. Many an unbroken bone were sled/ski/snowboard launched
from that platform. Mal/Kim, I don't know if you remember, but when you
moved from Roch, you gave us a long 2 x 8 foot solid Mal-constructed
wood structure that you had used to house that pack of baby wolves you
guys had in your garage for a while. That is what we used for years to
ramp up to that platform, after having used it for use as a garage table.

That 4th picture is crazy Zach man with his latest project/toy. That
car, which is small enough to drive up the nostril of a small giant, is
called a midget. Really, that is it's name. Built when I was a high
school freshman, it is now considered a collectible (side thought: why
is it that 40 year old cars, but not 40 year old people, are considered
collectible?). So Zach collected it last week. He parks it sideways
in our freshly cleaned garage, so we can fit 3 cars in it.

That last picture of Z, J, M(ia), and I playing catch with a tennis
ball, which is Mia's most favorite object in my house. On the next
toss, I inadvertently bonked Jessy on the head. In response, Zach
defended her honor by attacking me, to which I responded by standing
tall, puffing out my chest, and saying in most manly voice "Try not to
hurt yourself, Boy". After a .1 second standoff, I used my camera as a
defense, and scurried off and hid in a dark corner. I should probably
come out now, so I can go to the mailbox and send this letter.

Bruce