Montana vacation

We much enjoyed our week in Montana. It was great to see many of you!

Lots of photos to share. Helen upload some to here:

http://bloomiesphotoalbum.blogspot.com/

I picasa-ed some to here:

http://picasaweb.google.com/brucewinter/2007MontanaVacation

And a few more posted here. Lets start with one of me boys, Zach admiring Nick's daemon red eyes:




Nick talking to some not-so-random girl (Hi Chloe) whilst Dad's monster new plasma lurks:




Swister Sue tests out the cave hammock:







Shianna and Dad school me in Chess:




Johny admires Nicks monster caterpillar:



Helen is awed by Majestic Montana Mountains:




Zach works his way out of a rut in the rental car, millions of miles from nowhere:




One last thing to share, a 2 minute video of clips I've taken in the last 2 months. So this is a bit of Syracuse and a bit of Montana. 2 fit that into 2 minutes, Movie Maker Automovie made them into real little bits:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oMQQGRhN0k0

Next weekend we are off to Helen's place in NH to celebrate her birthday with kids and friends.

Bruce

First post from NY!

Hi you Western people you,

I'm an Eastern people now. We said goodbye to Zach 1 week ago ..

We traveled through 7 states (was supposed to be 6, but I missed the I90 turn in Chicago, so we took I94 to Detroit) and arrived just in time for me to plug in my laptop and travel back to Rochester for a week of telecommuting. We wired in 10 mbs cable internets and so far work is going well. Helen is also getting aqainted with her new job (e.g. found out where the bathroom is) and is already seeing patients.

One week later, we are pretty much moved in. This includes the hanging of kitchen tile thingys who's purpose still eludes me:


And the setting up of kitchen table (complements of Zach and Jessy) and TV couch (complements of Laurie):



We have downsized a bit on the TV, leaving my 62 incher in Rochester, opting instead for Helen's 10 incher. Just as well, as we didn't sign up for cable TV, instead seeing if Bruce can feed on netflix and internet TVs (Helen feeds on the Sunday New York Times).

At the other end of 'the big room' we have my work area:



Complete with an awesome new desk that Helen got me for my birthday. She fretted that it was not a very romantic present, but I pointed out to her that I was an uber-geek, and for an uber-geek, you can not get much more romantic than an massive hi-tech computer desk.



In between unpacking, we did a little exploreing. Here we find we have a secret attic, with Helen pondering how many bats find their way through the broken glass:


A few blocks from our apartment have a 70's styled neighborhood, with lots of little shops. No hippies found yet, but this flag indicates they are hiding out somewhere nearby:


Helen found an herb garden:


And I a rose garden:


Today, Helen made me a wonderful birthday dinner. She found 49 candles and secretly tried standing them up using crazy glue. After an hour of serious candle standing effort, she calls me in and I see a magnificent bon fire of candles next to a woman with fingers crazy glued together.



Now it is time for raspberry birthday cake ... gotta go!

Bruce

Jessy's Marathon

Hi to the alls.

This was the Jessy marathon weekend, Grandma's marathon up in Duluth. She finished, along with her brother, in 4 hours, 10 minutes. Zach bought a new video camera and took a few photos. This one is Jessy, a bit sweaty, after the race:

This one shows her testing out the marathon metal she got to see if it was made of pure gold (alas, was not, but tasted good):

Now, those more astute of you (i.e. the woman folk) may have noticed something different in the previous 2 photos. Those of you who didn't, try clicking on them for a bigger version, then come back here ... I'll wait.



If by some impossibility, you didn't see it yet, here is one more photo. Note the position of the hand:

That rock on the finger was brought to her by this man:

although at the time he gave it to her, shortly after she crossed the marathon finish line, he had cleaned up some (above photo is pretty much what Zach looks like after an evening of wrestling with any of a number of cars that frequent our driveway).

Zach had picked out this ring several weeks ago. He typically is bad at keeping secrets, so amazed himself by not singing out loudly his intentions. This is a picture of him NOT singing out loudly his intentions (I think he was telling one of many bunny rabbit stories, try not to ask him about the most recent bunny story, as it ends badly):

So, somehow Jessy managed to not die in the marathon, and then not die again with the surprise proposal at the finish line. She was indeed surprised and they are both very happy. No plans formulated yet, figuring Jessy should probably catch her breath first. Helen and I bought them some pie and plan on a celebratory pie fest later tonight.

Speaking of Helen and I, we just got back from a week in Chicago and New Hampshire. Just 1.5 day's in New Hampshire, to celebrate her Dad's 70th birthday. But a good 4 days in Chicago. I switched between IBM work via the hotel internet and wondering around lost, bumping into tall buildings (it is what I do in big cities), whilst Helen attended and presented at a Brain Mapping conference.

Chicago is a very pretty city. Vibrant, with lots of activity and new buildings. This park has an open air orchestra pit with an amazing billion speaker system covering the park next to it:

And of course there are fountains:

Including this o-so-amazing one that has a meg-pixel color LED display built into it, with videos of various Chicago-ians smiling and blinking:

and periodically, it spits water out on suspecting little (and big) children:

The weekend we arrived, we lucked out and happened upon the world famous Chicago Blues festival, 2 blocks from our hotel! Largest free blues festival in the world.

This is the most amazing kidney bean I have ever seen. Mirrored stainless steel reflects people, buildings, and lots of cameras (click for the big picture and see if you can spot me).

We snuck Helen away from the conference for an afternoon and had a lovely bike ride along the lake. Chicago was voted the number one most bike able city in the country:

This last photo shows Helen trying out the kennel we bought to ship Toozik in. We thought it was plenty big, Helen claiming she could live in there, but Zach had to plead with the airport people when he dropped Toozik off, as it was 1 inch short of regulation size. Toozik survived his 2 hour plane ride just fine and is now cavorting with sheep on a small farm in New Hampshire.

T-minus 2 weeks before we hitch up the covered wagon and head East. Expect the next news missive to be from NY!

Bruce

News from MN, 5/27/2007

HiYo,

Happy springs. Jessy has been training for her first marathon for the
last 6 months. Today she ran her first 20 mile run in the local
Rochester marathon. She sprinted the last bit, so looks like she will
be good for her first full marathon in Duluth in a few weeks.

Nick made it to Virgina Tech ok last week. He will be working on a 3d
sound research project for 2 months. There is a bit of travel in our
future also. In 2 weeks, Helen and I will spend a few days at a
conference in Chicago, then fly for a few days to New Hampshire for her
fathers 75th Birthday. Then we drive out to Syracuse in a month.
Finally, in 2 months, Helen, Zach, and I (grammatic note to you
grammatically incorrect youngsters, it is foo and I, not me and foo!)
booked flights for a week in Montana, 7/29 -> 8/5.

Helen's Mom found a place we can park Helen's dog Toosik for a while, at
a rural home in NH. We will either fly him out to meet with us in NH
in 2 weeks, or drive him out with us in July.

Speaking of driving, I decided to give my RX/8 back when it's lease
expires in a month. I was going to buy it, but decided to lease when
dollars added up to be about the same (they had a good lease incentive),
then buy it when the lease was up. But since Helen will be usually
walking or biking to work, and I'll be working from the apartment, we
barely need one car, much less 2. And Helen's Subaru Outback gets much
better gas mileage. Zach blames my decision on Gore's 'An inconvenient
truth', and he is partly right.

And Zach just sold HIS mazda (the red miata). He decided he wanted to
get out of various debts and have some moneys he could use to get his
Del Sol running. So he is currently car-less, but will likely buy a
beater soon. We might become a 0-car household for a while. That will
freak the insurance guys out.

Pictures. First one is a much less fuzzier version of the one I tookat Silver Lake a year ago when Helen and I first met. Same spot, but my camera got a little smarter. Or maybe it was the rock wall that took the picture that got a little smarter.

The second one shows Zach's super human strength, lifting the gutted
blue car with one finger. Actually, the superhuman part was when Zach
removed the engine and trany (third picture) by himself earlier that day.

The last picture is Helen's over-loaded arm. Why 2 watches? Good
question, one repeated by many a curious Mayo-ian. She left the fancy
atomic watch on the right on Eastern time, since fancy atomic watches
require an atomic engineering degree to set their time zone.

One last thing ... I think I keep forgetting to post a pointer to

Helen's web page: http://toughshiitake.org (shiitake is a mushroom and
she is a big shroomer). The photo blog (1st link) is a lot of fun.

Bruce

News from MN, 5/07/2007

Hellos to the people I know,

Apartment is rented and the hole is filled. Actually, I said that in
reverse order. As soon as the ground thawed, my shovel pushed the dirt
hill back into the hole. Turns out some of the dirt evaporated somehow,
so we now have about a 6 inch by 20 foot dent in the yard. This is
where I will claim a meteor hit.

That 2nd photo is from a driveway cookout. The blue cars in the
background are undergoing the equivalent of a heart/lung transplant.
The party eventually died out, but Zach continued working by flashlight
till midnight, and the refurbished car was happily rolling the streets
the next day.

Helen and I got back from our 2 week trip to NY, NH, and Boston last
night. Missions accomplished, but finding an apartment was harder than
we expected. Apartments withing biking/walking distance of a large
university is tricky, apparently typically done a year in advance. I
had lots of leads from the internets, but most of them fell through (web
pictures somehow always look better than in real life). So by day 3, we
resorted to randomly driving streets and dialing any phone numbers we
could find. Which lead us to the top floor of the 3rd pictures. Helen
walked up to it and said 'This smells right'. I didn't think that was a
good sign, but then a multi-colored cat walked up and said hi. Russians
view this as a good sign. They landlord had a stack of applicants for
this newly available apartment, but liked us best, so we sealed the deal.

After Syracuse, we visited Aya at here school in (RISDI) in Road Island.
The photo shows her explaining how the 16 mm film machine she uses
in her animation major works.

Then we went to Helen's house on 'the lake' where she finally had a
chance to prepare her presentation at the big annual Neurology meeting
in Boston. Whilst at the lake, we reveled in the last quickly melting
snowbank (5th photo).

The last 3 photos are from Boston. While Helen gave her talk to a big
crowd, I touristed the streets, only getting lost a few times.

2 urls to share. A few weeks ago I did a Internet radio/podcast
interview on MisterHouse. About 20 minutes, really of interest only to
home automation types. podcast link here: http://sitescollide.com

The other is Laurie's blog, which she started about a month ago.
Creative, inspiring, and fun words found here:

http://laurelwinter.blogspot.com

News from MN, 4/15/2007

Hi-es,

This months news in 5 seconds: Z&J Cruise, L visit, M&D visit, Z in
Nashville, N research.

This months news in pictures. Pictures are in jumbled order (new Vista
trick, using 'send to mail' allows for easy resizing, but tricky
ordering). Somewhere in the pile you will find 2 pictures of Zach and
Jessy from the cruise they went on with Jessy's family last month. The
Zach buried in sand photo is slightly R-rated, so keep it away from the
kiddies.

Laurie was in town for a few weeks, doing a convention and visiting
lots-of-folk. Helen offered up her apartment as a place for her to
stay. And Toozie (Helen's dog) lucked out and got lots of extra walks
with Laurie. The first photo shows Helen trying out a session of
Laurie's alternative healing therapy. It involves focusing energy
through hands. She has lots-of-folk who can feel something when she
does this, including Helen, but not me. Laurie is loving Asheville and
will likely buy a condo there.

Me Moms and Dads also visited for a week. The 2 beagles did well,
although young Flash was convinced Toozie was a attractive woman dog.
Various dog photos in the pile, including Zach testing Flashes leaping
limits. Helen picked up some flower arranging tips from the master
flower arranger Mom.

Zach did another crazy car thing. He and one of his friends, Brad, flew
down to Nashville on Tuesday and drove a blue Subaru back, 12 hours
through rain and snow, in time for Zach to get back to work on Wednesday
morning. Another car of the same color and type found some ice this
winter and got totaled, so they are in the process of a parts transfer
(see blue cars photo).

Heard a bit from Nick this week. His trip to visit Emily in Scotland
went well. He has been "Busy to death, as we say in Chinese!", but
enjoying the piles of school work he has to do. He accepted a research
job this summer in Virginia Tech, about 2 hours NE of Laurie in
Asheville. Will be creating and programing a 2D 24 speaker array to
create a 'Aural Matrix Haptic Display Interface'.

Helen and I are taking off next weekend for 2 weeks in NH, NY, and
Boston. Doing various things, including looking for a place to stay in
Syracuse. Tune back in in 3 weeks, same bat time, same bat station
(batman lingo), and will report on said adventure.

Bruce

News from MN, 3/24/2007

Hellos,

Our 2 feet of snow got warm enough to be snowmanable, so I snowmaned a
few weekends ago, cause Nick told me to. I created what I believe is
the tallest-one-man-without-a-ladder-snowman ever created. It would
have been the tallest-one-man-one-woman-snowman ever created, but Helen
had to work that day. It is not as tall as the one Nick, Zack, and I
created 10 years ago. That one captured that was a
one-man-with-2-boys-snowman record. This one lasted about 20 seconds
before it tipped over. But I got a photo at about second 18! 1st
photo is just before I set the head upright, which was a trick since the
head is 8+ feet up, and I am not even a 6 footer. 2nd photo is just
before he crashed. Surprisingly, the head remained intact, with the
caret and 2 fresh farm egg eyes unbroken, so I rebuilt him, a bit
shorter and more stable, in the 3rd photo. The baby deck snowman in the
4th photo was happy to have a friend, although they have both moved on
by now (65 degrees today).

Work is picking up, after a bit of a break end of last year. A number
of interesting chips, but stuff I can not talk about for a few years.
Here is one that we did last year that I CAN talk about:

http://www.internetnews.com/dev-news/article.php/3667476

It is the worlds biggest chip of its kind (ASIC). Raytheon designed it,
and our group implemented it.

Zach is keeping busy as usual. He comes home every day with pretty
brown hands like those in photo 5. I counted 9 cars, 1/2 of which were
broken, in our garage/drive/street the other day. Zach has come to the
realization that he can not fix everyone's car problems, so has learned
now to say no. This is a hard thing for him to say, but it is harder to
fix a billion broken cars.

His back is giving him problems, so he has started seeing a
chiropractor, with some improvement. That is a local doctor we found in
the house, helping out in photo 5. She will claim she is of no use on
backs, but Zach's back did feel a bit better the next day.

Our local doctor also gave Jessy a tour of her work last weekend (next 2
photos), as Jessy was interested in potentially working as a EEG tech.
In that 2nd photo, she is demonstrating how to jam a EMG needle
into a leg. Zach is about to run for the elevator. He hates needles.

The next photo shows Toozie, Helen's 9 year old border collie, sporting
one of my old muscle shirts. Not because he has muscles or a beer belly
to show of, but because Helen was feeling mischievous when we were doing
laundry. If Toozie did drink beer, he would probably have a beer belly,
as he does not get enough exercise. We are not sure yet what sort of
apartment we can get near downtown Syracuse that would tolerate a dog.
If anyone in the listening audience would consider a job dog sitting a
well behaved dog for a year or 2 whilst we figure out Syracuse, we would
love to hear from you. If you had a back yard full of cell phones,
Toosie would be in heaven (he likes phones).

Zachs friend Derek turned 21 yesterday. That is a pile of friends
getting into a limo to take him out on the town last night. They had a
good time, except they forgot Derek at a bar. He found a cab, and all
are un-hung-over by this afternoon.

Mystery photo is from St Thomas. Yes, it is a creature, but what kind
of creature?

Bruce

Re: News from MN, 2/04/2007

Hi Bruce,

Glad to see that your brother in laws "down under" influence is finely
catching on. We''ll make an aussie of you yet :))

Love
Your Budgie Smuggler wearing Brother In Law :))

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Subject: News from MN, 2/04/2007

> Greets all,
>
> In the last 2 weeks, we (Helen and I) have traveled to warm waters and
> back (from 10 degrees F, to 80, and now back to -10!) and we found and
> communed with the world traveling Nick for a few days. And I have
> several hundred new photos I could share, but I've showed some restraint
> and pruned it down to the following 10.
>
> The 1st 3 are from Nick's trip. He is writing up a long missive
> describing his adventures, which I'll forward when I get it. The
> executive summary is that he had a great time and loves China. He made
> some good friends, didn't have any bad things happen, and will probably
> go back at some point. The photos show:
>
> 1: Some sort of small brick wall he stumbled on.
> 2: Nick getting schooled in fishing by a girl (she caught more)
> 3: Lost in wild forest in an oh-so-stylish pink jumper.
>
> I took him back the MSP airport on Friday. We may or may not see him
> this summer, depending on what he finds for a summer job.
>
> Helen and I had a wonderful time in St Thomas. I managed to spend
> almost all of our 8 days there either on the beach or in the water and
> not burn my pale white desk jockey body. The water was warm and the
> fish were amazing. We saw a billion multi-colored pretty fish, along
> with a turtle, sting ray, octopus, barracuda, and a shark. Those last 2
> were kind of big (4-5 feet), so we didn't dwell on them them too much :)
>
> The first 2 photos come from the a $20 underwater digital camera, which
> lasted for 3 days before it leaked and self destructed. I learned that
> if you bring a slice of bread to the fishes, you become very popular.
>
> The next photo is the beech that was 100 feet from the condo we stayed
> at, where we spent most of our time. It is called Secret Harbor for
> good reason, as it is relatively private. The harbor is shielded from
> rough ocean water, yet has beautiful coral reef for the fishes to play
> in. The 4th photo is from another beach on a neighboring island, St
> Johns, that we visited via a ferry (the kind that floats, not the kind
> that flys).
>
> That black spikey thing is a sea urchin. Beautiful, but nasty. My hand
> met up with a small one one day, so we had to fish a few of those pokies
> from my fingers. I was lucky and avoided the poison, so had little
> pain. Helen's parents joined us the last 2 days (it was their condo we
> stayed at) and it was her Dad was crazy/experienced enough to pick one
> of those bad boys up.
>
> That next photo, with that guy in the speedo tossing his shirt about,
> was not picked by me, but rather by Helen who mumbled something about
> 'gotta have the playgirl shot'. That is my first speedo, but unlike
> Sons Nick and Zach, who's faces contort at the suggestion of speedos, I
> like them. Not only are they quite comfy and slide through the water
> like a mouse through easy cheese, but they look different than the
> ubiquitous baggy swim suites that everyone else wears.
>
> The 2nd to last photo shows Helen wearing a winter coat in 80 degree
> weather, anticipating colder temperatures to come. Not me, I left mine
> in the car (Zack picked us up in Helen's pre-warmed car ... with butt
> warmers!).
>
> The last photo is today's mystery photo. Hint: It is alive and you
> don't want to use it as a pillow.
>
> May all your bowls be super happy!
>
> Bruce
>
>

News from MN, 2/04/2007

Greets all,

In the last 2 weeks, we (Helen and I) have traveled to warm waters and
back (from 10 degrees F, to 80, and now back to -10!) and we found and
communed with the world traveling Nick for a few days. And I have
several hundred new photos I could share, but I've showed some restraint
and pruned it down to the following 10.

The 1st 3 are from Nick's trip. He is writing up a long missive
describing his adventures, which I'll forward when I get it. The
executive summary is that he had a great time and loves China. He made
some good friends, didn't have any bad things happen, and will probably
go back at some point. The photos show:

1: Some sort of small brick wall he stumbled on.
2: Nick getting schooled in fishing by a girl (she caught more)
3: Lost in wild forest in an oh-so-stylish pink jumper.

I took him back the MSP airport on Friday. We may or may not see him
this summer, depending on what he finds for a summer job.

Helen and I had a wonderful time in St Thomas. I managed to spend
almost all of our 8 days there either on the beach or in the water and
not burn my pale white desk jockey body. The water was warm and the
fish were amazing. We saw a billion multi-colored pretty fish, along
with a turtle, sting ray, octopus, barracuda, and a shark. Those last 2
were kind of big (4-5 feet), so we didn't dwell on them them too much :)

The first 2 photos come from the a $20 underwater digital camera, which
lasted for 3 days before it leaked and self destructed. I learned that
if you bring a slice of bread to the fishes, you become very popular.

The next photo is the beech that was 100 feet from the condo we stayed
at, where we spent most of our time. It is called Secret Harbor for
good reason, as it is relatively private. The harbor is shielded from
rough ocean water, yet has beautiful coral reef for the fishes to play
in. The 4th photo is from another beach on a neighboring island, St
Johns, that we visited via a ferry (the kind that floats, not the kind
that flys).

That black spikey thing is a sea urchin. Beautiful, but nasty. My hand
met up with a small one one day, so we had to fish a few of those pokies
from my fingers. I was lucky and avoided the poison, so had little
pain. Helen's parents joined us the last 2 days (it was their condo we
stayed at) and it was her Dad was crazy/experienced enough to pick one
of those bad boys up.

That next photo, with that guy in the speedo tossing his shirt about,
was not picked by me, but rather by Helen who mumbled something about
'gotta have the playgirl shot'. That is my first speedo, but unlike
Sons Nick and Zach, who's faces contort at the suggestion of speedos, I
like them. Not only are they quite comfy and slide through the water
like a mouse through easy cheese, but they look different than the
ubiquitous baggy swim suites that everyone else wears.

The 2nd to last photo shows Helen wearing a winter coat in 80 degree
weather, anticipating colder temperatures to come. Not me, I left mine
in the car (Zack picked us up in Helen's pre-warmed car ... with butt
warmers!).

The last photo is today's mystery photo. Hint: It is alive and you
don't want to use it as a pillow.

May all your bowls be super happy!

Bruce

News from MN, 01/16/2007

Sir Nick,

Thanks for the email update! Many happies that your trip is going well
and that you have found friends and something good to eat in lieu of
your terrorist toothpaste that is now feeding the airport gnomes.

Just read up a bit on Chongqing. Apparently a bit hilly, so is the only
big City in China without lots of bikes. Quoting the Wiki source of
all knowledge:

---
Located at the head of the reservoir behind the Three Gorges Dam,
Chongqing is planned to be the beachhead for the development of the
western part of the country. With the completion of the Three Gorges
project, its reservoir will bring ocean going ships to the quays of
Chongqing. The hope is that this gritty fogbound megalopolis can do for
China what Chicago did for the United States in the 19th century: open
up the interior, shift the country's center of gravity west, and
kick-start an economic superpower.
---

Hopefully they can skip the Al Capone part of Chicago's development.

Chess nerd moment: I joined the IBM chess team again yesterday and
traveled to Minneapolis for a chess tournament. I lost, but learned a
few things. I had an easy win, up 3 points, but got forked in the
classic moment of arrogance and lost a rook. Then struggled back to
what should have been a draw, my bishop -vs- his rook, but the silly guy
would not give up, and I didn't see the repeated 3 position stalemate
that the tournament director saw. Nor did I count the moves that would
have given me a 50 move statement. Instead, I played his silly repeated
moves till he finally wore me out and I made a mistake and lost the
bishop.

Meanwhile, Helen, who joined our little chess caravan, skated in the
worlds largest oval, next to the room we were playing chess in. She is
the blurred one in the middle of the photo.

Helen and I leave or our week in Saint Tomas next Saturday. Current
plan is we will have a laptop, and they have an Internet cable strung
over the ocean, so we will have email. We get back the night before you
do, so unless I hear otherwise, will plan on picking you up at the MSP
airport on Monday Jan 29 at 11:05AM. In theory, our cell phones might
work. We can also can be contacted via our hotel: 340-775-6550 room 422

B

----------

Nicholas Winter wrote:
> Good morning!
>
> I'm in Chongqing now. Chongqing rocks! I was worried about being alone
> in a place where I can't speak well, but when I got there, many kind
> Chongqing girls greeted me and showed me around and took care of me!
> They speak English very well, most being English majors, and I haven't
> had to try my little Chinese skills very much, thankfully.
>
> The food in Chongqing is amazing. Like, whoa. I am going to be sad to
> be back eating in the States. Zaogao. And everywhere is very beautiful
> here. They think it's terribly cold, coldest days of the year and all,
> and it's like 55 degrees. And foggy, a little rainy (you know how I
> feel about rain). Trees everywhere, little dogs wearing sweaters,
> Christmas lights and other Chinese light things in all the trees.
> Everyone says I look very handsome, like Orlando Bloom. Hah. I think
> it's the hair.
>
> My living conditions are great, right on campus and everything. I'm at
> the smallest University in Chongqing right now, which is about 8000
> students large. I tell them I think it's huge, and they say, "no no
> no, it's very small!" Chongqing has 33 million people, so it's the
> biggest city, like, ever. Definitely not used to it, but I am thinking
> it's pretty nice.
>
> The organization I'm learning about that is hosting me is really
> great. They are committed to raising awareness about the rights of
> Chinese people with AIDS/HIV, and about HIV prevention. I've gotten a
> lot of videos and photos of events they've organized, which looked
> very well done. I am learning a lot about them, and about Chinese
> culture, and about holding chopsticks. Well, I may have hit my skill
> limit on the chopsticks. I think they may have given up on me, because
> sometimes they just put the food in my bowl for me. Which is just fine
> by me. I think there were some times when I unknowingly did something
> really unsuitable for the Chinese dinner table, and they all laughed
> but wouldn't tell me what it was. That's cool. They are all very nice.
>
> I'm writing this e-mail in a Chinese student computer center. Xie Wen,
> the Chinese girl who has showed me around the most, is reading this
> over my shoulder as I type it, so of course I am about to say terrible
> things about her to make her giggle. She is very giggly. It's great.
> And when she laughs, she holds her mouth and waves her hand in front
> of her face and tries not to make any sound. She's doing it right now.
> Hehehe.
>
> I don't know when I will leave for Kunming. I might not leave, because
> Chongqing is so great. I'm supposed to go there and help this other
> organization write scholarship applications to attend conferences, and
> learn about their activities, but I don't see how it could be as nice
> as here with Ai Zhi Xing Volunteer Organization. I have eaten many
> interesting meals with them. I also sat in on some classes with some
> of their members. We watched Finding Nemo, in English, as part of the
> Listening class. It is very funny to listen to a big classroom full of
> Chinese girls react to sharks. "Waaah!" "Yi?" 75% of SISU (Sichuan
> International Studies University) are girls. I am not sure why. Xie
> Wen says, "Because many girls are, are... [ I started typing her words
> and she's incapacitated ] ... people think girls have the instinct to
> learn language well." It's pretty cute. They all wear their winter
> coats all the time, thinking it's so terribly cold. None of the
> buildings are heated that
> I've been in. I think. They might have been, but whenever they go in
> a room, they open the windows, so it's hard to tell. "The air is so
> stale in here! Let's open a window. Brr, it's so cold!" Hehe. I'm fine
> with that.
>
> I'm typing a lot because it's fun to make Xie Wen laugh. I should go,
> though, because she has final exams soon and she hasn't been studying
> at all, because she's been showing me around. I hope she doesn't fail
> out!
>
> Peace all,
> --Nick
>

News from MN, 1/07/2007

Hi all,

Please excuse me for writing again so quickly (looks like 9 days ago,
less than my 2-3 week average). We just got our 1st email from Nick
confirming that he made it to China ok and is doing well, so wanted to
pass it along.

Helen and I made a quick trip to New Hampshire last weekend, to bring in
the new year with her parents and kidlets. We had great visits and I
learned what it is like to be in a small Russian food store on New Years
eve day ... very crowded (New Years is a big celebration for Russians),
but in a fun could-be-done-once-a-year way.

Brought back a few pictures. The first is Helen and her Mom having fun
with the the jacket and scarfs they knitted for each other. The 2nd is
is Helen's Dad, with a little wire deer that he made from the wire of
our New Year's champagne bottle.

The 3rd photo is a photo of a charming photo I found that shows Helen
looking on a bit apprehensively as her grandmother holds a young Noah,
Helen's now 21 year old son, who, as you can see by the 4th photo,
survived the grandmother hand off just fine. The last photo is
daughter Aya and her boyfriend Julian, who both had fun in Minnesota, as
evidenced by their new clothing.

Bruce

---------

Hey all,

I don't have much time to Internet because Beijing is so cool. I made
it no problem, spent too much money on a cell phone because the SIM
card almost worked in my normal phone, and met up with Clark. Lucky
monkey's on a two-month break from school! So we're touristing it up
right now, hit Tiananmen and the Forbidden City today, Great Wall
tomorrow, you know. I'm trying to resist taking pictures of the
architecture. Soon I will fly on to Chongqing, and start getting real.

Thought I'd let you all know that I'm far from dead and I haven't
gotten sick yet from all the tasty food. I'm staying in Clark's CET
dorm for now, which is very convenient. Internet bar is not a far walk,
but I don't know if I'll be back before leaving Beijing. I don't think
I have much time on this phone, but if an international person really
needs to get a hold of me, the number in China is 13718707414. I don't
remember what the country code prefix stuff is.

Clark's guiding me well and everything is easy, so no one worry about
anything (Emily). All the Chinese I've talked to so far are very
friendly, and I don't have too much trouble getting through, although I
rely on Clark overmuch. It's a blast.

I'd better go. Walk slow,
--Nick

News from MN, 12/28/2006

Merryies and happy new thingies to one and all,

40 and dry here. We DID have some snow for a week or 2. Gave us a
chance to try out Helen's x-country skies, as is evidenced by the over
excited skier in the 1st photo.

Helen's son Noah (a Junior at CMU music school in Pittsburgh) and
daughter Aya (a sophomore Road Island School of Design) and her
boyfriend Julian (a Junior in film studies at Emerson in Boston) came to
visit over xmas. 2nd photo shows Noah on the right testing Julian with
a card trick. The 2 eyed terrorist in the newly crocheted ski mask
eyeing the cameraman with suspicion is Aya.

We somehow managed only 1 dress up xmas party (ok by us, as I don't have
many dresses), a Mayo neurology department party. Pic 3 is we 2
lounging around in the Kahler Hotel lobby.

And then there was xmas! Presents were opened and a turkey was cooked
(and eaten!). Zach decided to upgrade Jessy's 13" bedroom TV to a 36"
LCD (4th pic). Helen gave me a a Lego Mindstorm robot and a fine
Burton jacket. Aya gave Julian a Nerf gun (5th pic), but I think,
judging from her expression, she wishes she had gotten something safer
like DVD (Julian had much fun with that gun).

Mom and Dad the wireless indoor helicopter you gave us boys (6th pic) is
amazing. Small, relatively save, well made, and runs for 4+ minutes
between recharges. And has 2 glowing red eyes, looks like a dragonfly.
At least it would if dragonflies had glowing red eyes. The 20
something question machine is fun also. The snowboard video game is a
bit too tricky for us bigger folk to balance on, but might work well
with smaller elf like people with amazing agility.

The almost last pic is an upside down Zach installing a security system
in his Miata. His car was broke for a week, and causing much
frustration, but on one miraculous looong day, he fixed it, along with
the big red car that has been in our driveway all summer. AND he
cleaned the garage!

Today was the day we were going to deposit Nick on a airplane heading to
China, but turns out his visa/passport got sent to his college address,
rather than here. So he re-scheduled for next Friday and sweet talked a
Oberlin postmaster into re-directing his priority mail to here, so he
should be good to go in a week.

The last photo is this months mystery photo. Seems last months duck
butt photo was too easy, so no hints this time.

B

ps. every try pan flipping 4 pancakes at once? It CAN be done ... kind of.

[Fwd: Spiral bookshelf]

One more photo (Zach admiring Jessy's new dew that she got on her
birthday a few days ago) and a letter from Nick!

------------

Hi yo,

So I'm going to China this January. That is going to be totally unreal
right up until the moment I eat some dumplings, I think. Having never
significantly traveled alone before, or been to a truly foreign country,
or done volunteer work, or taught English, I think that this will
probably be the hardest thing I've yet tried to do. Especially since my
Chinese is still so weak, the dialect there is very different, and there
will probably only be a few English-speakers Chinese in the village. I
am very nervous.

George and I shot what will become a panda-lickin' good short movie on
the ping pong table in the dorm basement. It will be called Chin Pong,
and in a couple months when George is done editing it, watch for it to
crawl eagerly into your electromailbox and into your unsuspecting mind,
where it will wreak all sorts of dreams and permanently twist up the
cosmic microwave background radiation in there. We also played some ping
pong upon it. No chess, though.

George and I also have begun another commando art project. Not so major
as the Mario Boxes this time: we're making stencils and chalking them
all over campus. We haven't done very many yet; yesterday was the test
run (we made some dogs and some babies with bombs on their backs).
Instead of using spraypaint, we spray some weak adhesive and then use a
paintroller to spread powdered chalk on it (which makes it really
bright), so it's non-permanent and legal. Not as exciting as spraypaint,
but more responsible. We're going to make some really big ones and it's
going to be awesome.

I spent Thanksgiving break at George's house, which is about four hours'
drive to the south in a small Ohio town. It was pretty cool, got to see
some stomping grounds and got to run around some old cemeteries. Went on
some hikes, ate some food, talked philosophy with George's parents. They
also had a huge LAN party at their house while I was there, with about
fourteen people in the basement playing games and yelling at each other
and repeating absurd catchphrases ("How does it feel to be noobed?!")
all night. It was great. Afterwards, though, I didn't want to make any
noise for about two weeks.

Emily played a show at one of the school venues this week that was
pretty cool; she rounded up a pianist, a cellist, a bassist, a drummer,
a mandolinist, another singer and another guitarist and played a bunch
of indie rock and folk favorites that she rearranged for her crazy band.
A lot of people came, it sounded great, and the peasants rejoiced in the
village. Next semester, she's going to study abroad in Scotland at the
University of Aberdeen, which is going to be both awesome and tragic,
for we will miss each other so. I can hardly bear to think of not seeing
her for perhaps up to eight months. She's got an internship at a music
agency in New York that picks songs for ads, and neither of us knows
what we'll be doing in the summer yet. Messy cake.

George turned 21 this month, so a bunch of us took him out to dinner at
the Mandarin. The night before, he and a few friends bought some wine
and he had a few drinks to try it out, so naturally we all said how
drunk he was and how he only thought he was "a little tipsy" because he
couldn't remember anything. This very much amused his parents during
Thanksgiving and embarrassed George, who has of course never been drunk
and is very straight-laced.

My cheap sandals finally finished breaking yesterday, the ones that I
leave on a bike lock on a bench in front of the dining hall all the time
so that I can walk around barefoot and not have to go back to my room to
get shoes to go in and eat. It was a wonderful friendship while they
lasted, though. My Chinese professor thinks I'm terribly strange, but
barefoot is just more comfortable, pure and simple. You'd have to be
crazy to wear shoes when you don't have to. 'Sides, feeling the vastly
various feelings to be felt when stepping on different kinds of ground
is one of life's great pleasures.

I'ma go throw this superball down the hallway until I lose it.
Love 'n ink,
--Nick

News from MN, 11/10/2006

Greets from the land of Geeks,

Heard from Nick today. He is finalizing his winter break China trip
plans in January. After a week here at xmas, he will travel to Beijing,
then to Chengdu in the Sichuan province. Chengdu is China's 5th biggest
city, with only 10 million people. Still a bit too many for Nick, so he
will travel from there to a remote mountainish village and give some
sort of aid for 2.5 weeks. Probably teach English aid, although kool
aid would be cool if he could talk that chubby singing red koolaid guy
to come with him. But his plans are the moment to go solo in china land.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there have been a hunter spotted. Those
who don't like guns had best shut your eyes for a bit. Jessy tried
some deer hunting this season with her Dad and brothers. That would be
she in the 1st photo, sporting here new shotgun. I hadn't realized that
shotguns slugs are the only gun they allow deer hunting with here.
Those big slugs get the job done quick, and they don't travel too far.

So Zach got in the gun mood and bought himself a 22 something. I would
make up a number, but he would scold me, like he did in that last letter
when I said his friend Travis was snorting a V6 engine, when in fact it
was a Honda something. So Zach has a 22 something rife in that 2nd
photo, with a massive scope. On his first run out, he was shooting a 6
inch pattern at 200 yards. After shooting a box of shells, you quickly
figure out you would rather shoot reloaded shells, so the 3rd photo
shows him reloading shells with newly bought and borrowed equipment.

The next photo shows us doing rigorous tests with 3 types of eggs. 2
flavors of organic and one in-organic (must have come from one of those
plastic chickens). Lab results are not complete yet (that was this
morning's breakfast, so we are still testing for 2 day morbidity rates),
but no strong differentiators, other than the fact that the organic
chickens are probably more happy then plastic chickens.

I have a dept thanksgiving lunch tomorrow, and I was in charge of a pie.
So Helen and I cooked up 2 this weekend. Picture shows her having her
first spin on the amazing apple coring, peeling, and slicing machine.
The other pie we made was a pineapple upsidedown cake. That way I can
drop it upsidedown on my way to work and still have it work. Maybe kind of.

That is me in the next photo, sporting my newly knitted hat. Helen is a
master knitter, although she humbly only claims rudimentary skills. I
have scored 2 aweome hats and 1.5 scarfs (the .5 scarf is will likely be
a 1.0 scarf in a week).

Last photo is Jessy's Mia acting camera shy. She does not freak out
nearly as much as Helen's Toosie, who will run to the nearest bomb
shelter at the site of a camera. I will get a good photo of him
someday and show him I am not stealing is sole.

Looking forward to our Thanksgiving visit to Bozeman this week!

Bruce

[Fwd: Temporary Art Installation Permit]

Forwarding a letter from Nickmaster.

As a post-halloween treat, am attaching a picture of a brain that Helen
and I made. A milk gelatin desert, with a bit too much gelitan, so was
a pretty solid brain. But it sure looked the part, as might be expected
when a neurologist builds a brain treat. It scared off food radiers
from my fridge for a week!

B

-----

From Nick:

Hi guys!

Three weeks ago saw the wonderful world of Asheville united at last with
its feverish appreciators, Emily and me. What a rock'em sock'em place!
Mom showed us around and we counted every beautiful thing we saw, and
ate well. And as we rushed back to Oberlin on the wind, the trees
quiesced around us like conquered peoples. It is much harder to muster
homeworking grit when you're feeling treelordish; that first week back
was floaty indeed. I've been wrangling much more of late, though.

I'm excited! My math class is so great: my final project is going to be
using linear programming to create crazy pictures. That's way better
than calculus! Stupid calculus. I'm in talks with a Chinese professor
who's got the hookup on non-governmental organizations in China and so
maaaaybe will be able to go and do volunteer work this winter term with
Emily, if everything jumps into place. Computer science is going well;
I'm on the programming competition team this year, so we're practicing
for next weekend's algorithm showdown, at which we will be creamed. The
Oberlin team has in past years tended to solve 0 of 8 problems, but this
year I think we will at least get 1 or 2, based on preliminary
practices. Oh yeah.

This weekend was parent's weekend, and Emily's parents both came this
year, which meant lots of being driven around to unfamiliar restaurants.
Tonight's was Buffalo Wild Wings, which apparently exists in Rochester
as well. I'm middlingly-slowly accustomizing to spicy foods! Still, I'd
rather eat a pear and some tomatoes than nachos. Emily's mom tripped
coming out of an acapella concert, injuring her ankle (it was swelling
thiiis big), but Emily's dad has hotshot podiatry skills and he wrapped
it with some medical stuff like pow! So handy. George also sprained his
ankle on Thursday, and he still doesn't want to play Ping Pong yet. Man,
sprained ankles must suck. Good thing I can never get hurt!

So George and I were going to do this awesome balloon arch over Wilder
Bowl, but the helium shipment kept getting delayed, so we finally
blargh'd it and are going to wait until spring. Maybe we'll think of
something else to do this winter, or maybe the Chin Pong movie that
we're making will have to do.

I gotta go because I made a list of missions to accomplish for this
weekend and one of them is to wake up really, really early. Loved the
yummy birthday treats from Grandparents! Thanks!

Love and full moons,
--Nick

News from MN, 10/27/2006

To all yee spooks and goblins, I say bye. To everyone else I say hi!

I played Mr Mover this week. Laurie is loving Asheville (North
Carolina), so much so that she has decided to stay down there after her
6 month house siting job is done this spring, so she no longer needed
here apartment here. I offered to help pack her stuff up for the
movers, so I took a few afternoons off last week and randomly
distributed all her stuff into 30 boxes, taped with 200 feet of packing
tape. It is now in storage at the storage place a few blocks from here,
awaiting her next residence. She had fun telling the movers that her
ex-husband and his new girlfriend had happily volunteered to pack her
stuff for her ... apparently this is not how ex-husbands usually work.

Zach finally got a chance to auto cross his Miata, last race of the
season. He went up to the cities, to a big event with 50+ cars,
including 20 other Miatas! But they were no match for the amazing
Zachman, as he had the lowest time of all the cars in his class! In the
first picture you can see Dinoman, rather Dinoguy, ... no thats not
right either ... Dino-thing? ... no ... lets just say the Dino (you car
guys can appreciate that reference) ... you can see the Dino admiring
Zach's 1st place trophy.

The 2nd picture shows Zach explaining the wonders of his super-sticky
racing tires to Helen. I don't think she is quite ready to auto cross
here Subaru outback, but she does know how tires work now.

The 3rd pictures is of the last breakfast that Helen and I made for the
2 actresses that had been staying downstairs on weekends for the last
few months. They had come been traveling down from the cities for a
local Shakespeare production. In the background, you can see 'the
Dino' at his new post as the guardian of the deck. I had to put him
outside as he was eating too many invisible cavemen.

We finally got our experimental dried corn ears re-hydrated! Soaked it
for 3 weeks, then boiled if for a day. The 4th pic shows Helen debating
the health benefits of rehydrate, slightly burned, corn. I voted to
have the squirrels test it. They buried it, so maybe that tells us
something.

There is a growing community of people who work/play in an online
virtual reality program called Second Life. I created a character
there, but wasn't something I got into much. The silly grins you see on
those 3 boys in the next photo is what you get when you let them undress
your Second Life character and parade him around the various venues buck
naked. For free characters, like mine, you don't get the detailed body
features that you can get if you pay some money. So my guy was more
like un-buck naked, but that didn't stop them from trying to get my guy
to flirt with girls at a dance club.

The last photo shows a daemon eyed Zach instruct his friend Travis how
to snort a V6 engine. Note, snorting V6 engines is not a recommended
activity for small children. But for a big guy like Travis, it seems to
have worked, as the car disappeared from my driveway shortly after that.
Hmmm, come to think of it, so did Travis!

Bruce

News from MN, 10/08/2006

YoAll,

N&Z turned 21 last week. Yikes! Me boys are grown ups. Much alcohol
was not consumed. Zack's buddies tried their best to get him to go out
on his birthday and get his free 21st birthday drinks, but he is not
much of a bar man. But he is very much a 'large birthday cookie from
his girl' man, as is demonstrated in the 1st photo.

Those same 2 (Zach and Jessy) also had another celebration last weekend
... their 4th year boyfriend/girlfriend anniversary. They invited
friends and relatives to join them in a morning of paintball battles.
Thats Jessy in front of her sister and brothers in the 2nd photo.

I introduced Helen to South Eastern Minnesota corn in the 3rd photo.
That inquisitive look on her face was caused by corn being a bit dryer
than the corn she is used to. This is corn only a cow could love. We
tried hydrating it in a bowl of water for a week, but it somehow
magically comes out just as dry as it started. I'm thinking instead of
making corn palaces in South Dakota, they should be making cruise ships
or air craft carriers out of the stuff.

Zach is still crazy busy with cars. A couple of the summer residences
of my driveway are in photo 4. They are about to take the orange one
out on a tow rope drive in an effort to coax it back to life, but alas,
it was not to be. Hopefully by the time the snow flies.

Got a letter from Nick (attached). He is doing well, slurpily and
stresslessly exploring caterpillars with slowquiet steps. He may visit
Laurie in Ashvile North Carlina for his fall break in a few weeks.

The last photo shows a wasp who misplaced his head, will little adverse
effect. Actually, Zach and his wicked sharp pocket knife helped with
that, but don't tell that to the wasp humane society.

Bruce

===============

Letter from Nick Man.

Subject: stately raven, saintly days

Yore,

He whose crown towers over mine--does not his mind so tower over my
mind? And do I mind? No. I will think in the shade.

Classes this semester are good. Not amazing, but solid. And at least so
far, fairly easy. I'm reading slurpily, exploring the town, practicing
handstands, and still barely touching the computer but for to do
programming work. Stress doesn't tend towards me, but this semester it
is as if stress and I are walking through different worlds: its is the
world of the mundane and mine the magical, with little interference
between the two. Ah, but stress often tackles most of my friends.
Perhaps it is attracted by the marching sounds of their shoes, and
cannot hear my slowquiet steps, or catch up with my leaps.

At the edge, there is Truth, and looking far beyond it: Beauty. Yet I am
not on the mountain, but cozy at home with Commitment.

Kittens, picnics, silkworms, sketches, caterpillars, booksales, trees,
sailbikes, dogshows, pingpong, acorns, mooncakes, bats, frisbee, moles,
rocktroves, frogs, barefeet (actually happened)
Sunrise, balloon arch, treecouch, soap graffiti, leafpile, computer
sage, bumpkeys, window escape, Asheville, art museum, chinpong, winter
China, snowgiant, super keyboard (dreams)
Mirrored chameleon, blind fog run, computer poet, moon dog, art, slow
gravity imaginator, batsleep, skill, runspeed, vineswing,
microknowledge, mountain (dreams deferred)

Thanks for all the well wishes on my day of aging. Whole thing's a
little silly and nice. May our missiles soon intersect.
Love and minnows,
--Nick

News from MN, 9/25/2006

Hello to the people of whom I know,

Fall is falling here. The leaves are starting to dress in their most
festive outfits and heading out to their various leaf parties.

I have a new house guest, a gift from Helen. His original purpose was
to live in what is left of the hole in the back yard, policing it so
squatters don't move in and start living in it. But he took a look at
my big screen TV and comfy chair and decided he would rather police my
living room (1st picture). This is unfortunate for the rabbit that I
scared out of some bushes when I was doing yard work last weekend. He
was so busy running from me that he didn't see the pit and he fell in.
After it's second treatment with 1000 cubic feet of water, the pit is
now only 4 feet deep, so the rabbit wasn't hurt. He bounced around the
bottom a few times before he got up enough momentum that he bounced out
and zoomed away.

I also have 2 part time house guests for the next 6 weeks. Some friends
are producing an all woman's version of 'As you Like It' and have hired
professional actors from around the state for weekend plays. So 2 of
them are staying in Nick and Zack's room on Fri/Sat nights. Helen and
I went to the opening night (4th photo), was well done, a modernized
version so none of those silly outfits.

The 2nd photo shows Zach with the motor he has been working on. This
motor and it's various parts have been sent to/from various parts of the
universe (latest trip was to California) to become the ultimate motor.
Currently it is the ultimate living room work of art ... least Zach
thinks so. It is pretty shinny.

The 3rd photo shows a handsome Z in a rented output, on his way to a
Discount Tire company weekend celebration up in Minneapolis. He didn't
go for the blue part, so I got to wear that.

The last photo caught Helen sampling some of my backyard apples. In
past years, I usually ignore all my fruit, but Helen would allow no such
crime. We have made some amazing pear, plumb, and apple preserves.
And many apple crisps, which have a shelf life of about 1.5 days before
it all disappears, with help from Zach and Jessy. But we couldn't talk
Zach into the sausage stuffed apples last night. He says sausage,
Yes!, Apples, Yes!! But sausage and apples??? His loss ... was nummy.

Mom and Dad, still debating Thanksgiving drive to Miles City or fly to
Bozeman. Will give you a call in a day or 2 to decide.

Bruce

Re: look out for the petals!

Lets try this again ... Nick's letter didn't make it on my last try.

Including pic of a recent dinner guest.

Nick Winter wrote:
> 'Lo from Oberlin!
>
> First week of classes ends and I have much time this semester (so far)
> for the doing of awesome deeds. Yesterday we were Frisbeeing all over
> the place and in the basement next to the computers, and then George
> started riding Emily's bike and catching the Frisbee. It was like polo,
> except it was awesome. Then we all saw Snakes on a Plane during the
> Apollo's opening night in a packed theatre. A magnificent triumph of
> modern cinema, that. And there was much delight, and yelling.
>
> Optimization (math), Operating Systems, Chinese Civilization, and
> Intermediate Chinese.
> So there you go.
>
> George and I have taken to rousing Michael Abbott by yelling in his
> window as we return from the dining hall, and he brings his ping pong
> stuff and trounces us (he uses spin! truly a great master). We're
> getting better, though. Soon we will be making absurd ping pong movies
> with that video camera.
>
> There's a ladder with a trap door leading up to the attic right outside
> our room in the stairwell. We're going to get some bump keys that we saw
> in an Internet video and then we're going to open the trap door and get
> into the attic and there will probably be magic chests and dead bodies
> and ancient tomes up there. Then we'll put Christmas lights up there or
> somesuch.
>
> I haven't yet plugged my desktop into the 'net, yet. Who wants to be
> surfing the net or checking e-mails all the time when one could be
> running around or reading about dead Chinese guys? Not me! It has been
> quite nice not being electric this past week. My laptop usually sits on
> my bookshelf and gets pulled out about as often as my poem book. May I
> continue to live as well.
>
> Here is a poem from the program I wrote to try out Ruby (a hip new
> programming language). Soon I will rewrite it to be smarter, or to write
> in Chinese:
> The kitten smashes frog.
> The baleful man truly smashes some operatic pure frog.
> The pretty cell phone molds pure mulch.
> The sad man has nothing to do with polite plump ogre.
> Snow stupidly burns frog.
> The blackened insane Emily slowly powers up snow.
> Lightning argues with funereal mulch.
> Insane baleful shrub creates god.
> Our 9 bears that eat some mulch argues with frog.
> A wizened acidic guitars which a 2 heavenly thunders smash eats a
> heavenly kitten -- yet god gazes at worm -- so plate chops our whale.
> A funereal knightly baby chops swarms that slowly copy baleful Emily.
> Your girl eats my thunder.
> Polite worm slowly has nothing to do with your mulch.
> Tiny guitar and piano cautiously argues with knightly kitten.
> Mulches behind my mulch eats plump tiny frog.
> Some bear writes some bear.
>
>
> Q.E.D.,
> --Nick
>

News from MN, 9/04/2006

Hi ya-all,

Lots of happenings from the last 3 weeks. Lets start with the new Zach
car of the month. Actually, it has been a good 2 months since his last
new old car. He traded in the '72 MG midget for a '94 Miata. Still 2
seats, but this time slightly larger than a loaf of bread. 1st picture
shows the boys about to launch into convertible mode.

Picture 2 shows a table for of dead dirt balls. We were trying to build
balls of mud into cool shiny spheres. The Japanese call them
durodangos. We had a good time playing with mud from the center of the
earth (actually, from the hole, but pretty close), and got a couple of
balls pretty round and shiny. I'm still polishing a few, so will
picture-ize them when they reach perfection.

Speaking of the hole, I have good news for all you worried about death
from colaplisification (that would be all but about 1 of you). We
reached a depth where we had to jump to reach the bottom of the 20 foot
ladder, so we decided to see what happens when you fill it with 1000
cubic feet of water. 3rd pic shows the hose doing its thing all over
the wet slimy ladder I got to climb up. Pic 4 shows Nick sampling some
of the fine brown slim that came up after 5 hours of watering (tastes a
bit like dirt).

After we filled it up, Nick, Helen, Aya, and I went up to the Guthrey
theater in Minneapolis to see The Great Gatsby. Zach came home, saw the
pit full of water and no sign of us. And my car was still in the garage
(we took Helen's car). Slightly worried about is swimming in the
bottom of the pit, he tries calling me, but I'm busy navigating around
city traffic (I was circling the metrodome while billions of baseball
fans were flocking for playoff determining game), so can not answer.
So he circles the pit with increasing concern, trying to figure out if
and why I would ever leave home without my car (a rare event). After
about his 4th call I manage to pry the phone out of my front pocket and
throw it to the back seat where Nick answers it. Nick says hi, listens
to some screaming, then hands it back to me, saying 'its for you'.

So a few days later, we determine through thourough scientific
experimentation that the 25x3x3 foot pit was transformed into a 9x5x5
foot pit, with a bottom that seems not like quick sand. So Nick jumps
in, then decides he wants get out with no ladder or other sensible
device. After watching Nick scramble unsuccessfully for 15 minutes,
Zach decides it looked like fun, so he jumped in too (5th pic). They
found a couple of sticks and after another 30 minutes, kind of got one
to stick enough to scramble out. And then they headed for the shower.

Last week I joined Helen and Aya on a trip back to Hanover, NH. 6th pic
is Helen sporting some fun/goofy/movie star sunglasses on our bus ride
out of Boston. That next pic is me pretending to be an Ivy league
student on the Dartmouth campus in Hanover (thats where Helen went to
medical and engineering school). We had a great week, doing lots of
fun stuff like mushrooming, kyacking, sail boating, biking, and
badmitting.

That last picture is a a picture of Helen's son Noah. Actually, just
his nose and eyelid, with a couple of happy people smiling in the
background. I have better pictures of Noah, but we all got a chuckle
of the nose shot, and I've overflowed my picture quota for this week, so
for now, this is all of Noah that you get.

Bruce